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  2. i am the danger

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  4. hymenburg:

    quentin checkin out my blog

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  6. cannonballt1tcomb:

    a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick”

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    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

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  9. add in last gif of crowd standing and clapping at oscars

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